I have a very large friend named Dennis.  His heart is a big as his frame.  He loves kittens like nobody’s bid-ness, so when I get a new crop he’s one of the first humans who come over to play.  Often when I have an especially skittish kitten, he is the one who calms them down and makes them friendly.  Here are some recent photos of one of his therapy sessions.

I didn’t know Alabama had mountains.

These things are hard to kill! I must keep trying!

Is this some kind of secret handshake?

He tastes just like chicken!

You’ll notice Dennis’ expert technique of assembling his various parts on my office floor and letting the kittens inspect his many nooks and crannies.  (They especially like his “crannies”)  This routine has worked for dozens of Burlingame foster kittens and I am so grateful for his services.  I once had a kitten for three weeks who never purred.  One session from the Kitten Whisperer and that little guy was revving like a Maserati!  I think they view this big mushy monster as a very fun amusement park attraction.

THIS RIDE IS TOO SCARY!

Thanks Dennis!  You are DA BOMB DIGGITY!

(Tama is teaching me how to sound like a gangsta) 🙂